One night, I was trying to fall asleep to no avail. I lay in bed for a long time before sitting up suddenly, turning on the light and writing down a list of the things I hate. I went right to sleep afterwards. I figured any blog is incomplete without a list of things that the blogger hates.
1. Chalkboards
2. Pigeons
3. The smell of tar
4. Yearbook pictures
5. Licorice-flavored jellybeans
6. People reading over my shoulder
7. Chapstick that's been rolled out of its tube a lot
8. Humans
9. Awful grammar
10. Fluorescent lights
11. The mega-player-hater who has taken the time to remove all the flyers publicizing a tiny shitty literary magazine
12. Mayonnaise
13. Dry skin
14. High-schoolers wearing college sweatshirts
15. Those painful zits that lurk under your skin
16. Referring to someone as "we" (e.g. "Well, how are we doing today?")
17. Wide-ruled binder paper
18. Being interrupted while in the shower
Check back for updates if you actually care about what I hate.
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