Winner Time Super Glory Mecha Battle

Team A
Werewolf pirates *
Zombie bassists
10,000 clones of Art Garfunkel
Angry lesbian witches
Razor worms
Parasitic ball of cotton candy
A 14-year-old boy named Thomas who can magically produce Jello at will
The common cold
The Ministry of Magic
My dad
Windex

Team B
Vampire ninjas *
Banshee drag queens
Catholic saints on Harleys
Flesh-eating ants
J-Pop Transformers
30-foot-tall cock and balls
The San Francisco Symphony
Everyone at Lovefest
10 tons of kelp
Skeletons with nunchucks
Acid rainstorms

* Herein lies the Beef

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