My biggest fear, aside from mind-readers and syringes and being trapped in a cage with a big crazy bird, is that someone will examine my computer. I would forever regret someone discovering every inane detail I search on Google, all the pictures of people I don't know that I look at on Facebook, and especially all the words I look up in the dictionary. I use a lot of words that I don't know the exact meaning of, and I look them up compulsively later. It would be like exposing a big ruse.
"No," I'd plead. "I really am that smart. Please."
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